• my thoughts at school: i wonder what would happen if I punched someone right now

me school

• math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
• history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
• literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
• Physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

school

• teacher: you will be sorted into grou--
• me: can i work alone

school gpoy

• teacher: the International Criminal Police Organization also known as INTERPOL
• me: hey thats a band
• teacher: and then Jethro Tull invented the seed drill
• me: hey thats a band
• teacher: another nickname for Margaret Thatcher was Iron Maiden
• me: hey thats a band
• teacher: cause by the assassination of archduke Franz Ferdinand
• me: hey thats a band
• teacher: during sleep we experience random eye movement or REM
• me: hey thats a band
• teacher: in 1660 the New Order Army was disbanded
• me: hey thats a band

band school

• me: *sneezes*
• class: *silence/crickets*
• most popular girl in the grade: *sneezes*
• class: god bless you sweetheart jesus lord let god protect you from that horrible sneeze

school no but srsly